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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

08.06.2025 13:58

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

Why do men like low maintenance women?

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

Why are many women so drawn or attracted to men that have been or are currently in prison and men that are involved in street life/illegal activities?

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

Why do females hate MGTOW so much?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

Why are Democrats deflecting and aren’t as tough on Hunter Biden with all of his criminal activity and his rising possibility of him receiving a charge for illegally owing a gun?

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.